10 Funny February Jokes for Kids (Valentine’s Day)
February Jokes for Kids! Get ready to spread some serious giggles and love this Valentine’s season with Love 2 Teach and Learn’s hilarious collection of 10 Super Funny February Jokes for Kids.
These February jokes for kids are both “funny” and “clean” so they’re perfect for classroom teachers looking to spice up their morning meetings, Sunday School teachers, or parents looking to share a few giggles with their kids at the dinner table.
February Jokes for Kids
These kid-friendly jokes are guaranteed to make even the grumpiest student crack a smile and turn their frown upside down!
So grab your sense of humor, prepare for some epic eye-rolls, and get ready to inject some serious fun into the month of February!
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February Jokes for Kids
February Joke #1
Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano on Valentine’s Day?
A: I “LAVA” YOU!
February Joke #2
Q: What is the best month for coffee lovers?
A: FE “BREW” ARY
February Joke #3
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: “I’M STUCK ON YOU!”
February Joke #4
Q: What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: HOGS & KISSES
February Joke #5
Q: What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?
A: PRESIDENTURES
February Joke #6
Q: What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: CAULIFLOWERS
February Joke #7
Q: What do you call a frog born on February 29th?
A: A LEAP FROG
February Joke #8
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: TWEET-HEARTS
February Joke #9
Q: What is a groundhog’s favorite drink?
A: “HOLE” MILK
February Joke #10
Q: What flower gives kisses on Valentine’s Day?
A: TU-LIPS
So, there you have it – 10 super funny February jokes for kids – guaranteed to KNOCK DOWN frowns and PICK UP Smiles.
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I love using jokes in the classroom for so many reasons.
Jokes are fun and have the potential to transform ordinary classroom interactions into special teaching moments that foster a positive and super fun classroom community.
Why not use these February Jokes for Kids for:
- DAILY JOKE TIME: Start each day by reading a new joke poster aloud.
- CALMING CORNER BOOK: Print off the joke posters, create a book, and place it in your classroom calming corner.
- BULLETIN BOARD: Display joke posters on a bulletin board for students to enjoy and discuss
- READING WARM-UP: Use the jokes as a fun warm-up activity to build reading fluency, speed, expression and confidence.
- JOKE WRITING PROMPT: Use the posters to inspire students to come up with and write their own February jokes for the classmates to enjoy.
- ICEBREAKER ACTIVITY: Use the jokes during morning meetings or as icebreakers to build classroom community.
If you’re looking for more funny school jokes for kids, I’ve got a bunch more for you.
How about some funny sport jokes, math and science jokes, reading jokes, or how about 220 Funny and Clean School Year-Long KIDS JOKES of the Day!
Thanks for stopping by today. I really appreciate it and I hope that you have a TRULY BLESSED And BEAUTIFUL Day spent laughing until your cheeks hurt!
