10 Funny May Jokes for Kids (Spring Weather, Mother’s Day)
Spring into laughter with Love 2 Teach and Learn’s hilarious collection of 10 funny MAY JOKES FOR KIDS! These jokes are the perfect way to turn boring days into bright smiles!
Whether you’re celebrating Mother’s Day or soaking up the silly side of spring, these 10 “clean” jokes, for kids and adults, are blooming with humor that will spread smiles for MANY, MANY, miles!
So, grab a quick snack, cozy up, and let’s make May the month of non-stop fun!
May Jokes for Kids
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MAY JOKE #1
Q: Where is the best place to grow flowers in school?
A: IN THE KINDER-GARDEN
MAY JOKE #2
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SEE BUTTER, FLY!
MAY JOKE #3
Q: What did mommy spider say to her baby spiders?
A: “STOP SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ON THE WEB!”
MAY JOKE #4
Q: Why did the farmer bury his money in the soil?
A: HE WANTED HIS CROPS TO BE RICH!
MAY JOKE #5
Q: What did mama corn say to baby corn?
A: “WHERE IS POP CORN?”
MAY JOKE #6
Q: What do you call a snowman in May?
A: A PUDDLE
MAY JOKE #7
Q: What color flowers do mama cats hope for on Mother’s Day?
A: PURRRRRRRR-PLE
MAY JOKE #8
Q: How do bees brush their hair?
A: WITH A HONEY COMB
MAY JOKE #9
Q: What is the shortest month?
A: MAY – IT ONLY HAS 3 LETTERS!
MAY JOKE #10
Q: How does a flower whistle?
A: IT USES ITS TULIPS
And there you have it – 10 crazy funny May jokes for kids that will spread some serious joy and silliness and keep everyone laughing all month long!
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I love using jokes in the classroom. Jokes are fun and have the potential to transform ordinary classroom interactions into special teaching moments that foster a positive and super fun classroom community.
If you’re looking for more funny school jokes for kids, I’ve got a bunch more for you.
How about some funny sports jokes, math and science jokes, reading jokes, or how about 220 Funny and Clean School Year-Long KIDS JOKES of the Day?
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Thanks for stopping by today to read my May jokes for kids.
I really appreciate it and I hope that you have a TRULY BLESSED And BEAUTIFUL Day spent laughing until your cheeks hurt!
