10 Funny December Jokes for Kids (Christmas, Winter, Santa)
Bring extra giggles to your classroom or home this holiday season with Love 2 Teach and Learn’s hilarious collection of 10 funny DECEMBER JOKES FOR KIDS about Christmas, Winter, Santa Claus, and more!
These 10 Funny December and Christmas Jokes for Kids are packed with holiday cheer, winter wit, and silly Santa humor—perfect for making everyone smile during those chilly December days!
December Jokes for Kids
Whether you’re a teacher, parent, or just love to laugh, these 10 “clean” jokes for kids and adults will spread smiles for MANY, MANY, miles!
So, grab some hot chocolate, curl up with a candy cane and a cozy blanket, and get ready to make December the month of non-stop fun!
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December Joke #1
Q: What is the coldest month of the year?
A: DECEM-BRRRRRRR
December Joke #2
Q: Where does the Gingerbread Man sleep?
A: ON A COOKIE SHEET
December Joke #3
Q: How do you know Santa is good at karate?
A: HE HAS A BLACK BELT
December Joke #4
Q: What do you call a really mean reindeer?
A: RUDE-OLPH
December Joke #5
Q: Where do pigs buy their Christmas presents?
A: ON HAM-AZON
December Joke #6
Q: What kind of photos do elves like to take?
A: ELF-IES
December Joke #7
Q: What is the name of Santa’s cat?
A: SANTA PAWS
December Joke #8
Q: What is red, white, and blue at Christmas time?
A: A SAD CANDY CANE
December Joke #9
Q: What does Santa say when he walks backwards?
A: “OH, OH, OH”
December Joke #10
Q: Where does Santa and his elves go to vote?
A: THE NORTH POLL
And there you have it – 10 crazy funny December jokes for kids that will spread some serious joy and silliness and keep everyone laughing all month long!
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I love using jokes in the classroom for so many reasons.
Jokes are fun and have the potential to transform ordinary classroom interactions into special teaching moments that foster a positive and super fun classroom community.
Why not use these December Jokes for Kids for:
- DAILY JOKE TIME: Start each day by reading a new joke poster aloud.
- CALMING CORNER BOOK: Print off the joke posters, create a book, and place it in your classroom calming corner.
- BULLETIN BOARD: Display joke posters on a bulletin board for students to enjoy and discuss
- READING WARM-UP: Use the jokes as a fun warm-up activity to build reading fluency, speed, expression and confidence.
- JOKE WRITING PROMPT: Use the posters to inspire students to come up with and write their own holiday or Christmas jokes for the classmates to enjoy.
- ICEBREAKER ACTIVITY: Use the jokes during morning meetings or as icebreakers to build classroom community.
If you’re looking for more funny school jokes for kids, I’ve got a bunch more for you.
How about some funny sports jokes, math and science jokes, reading jokes, or how about a Joke of the day – 220 Funny and Clean School Jokes to last the whole year through?
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Thanks for stopping by today to read my Christmas and December Jokes for Kids.
I really appreciate it and I hope that you have a TRULY BLESSED And BEAUTIFUL Day spent laughing until your cheeks hurt!
