10 Hilarious Earth Day Jokes for Kids (Clean, Green, Fun)
Get Ready to celebrate with 10 Hilarious Earth Day Jokes for Kids – where clean, kid-friendly humor meets eco-friendly fun!
These silly Earth Day jokes are perfect for science class giggles, morning meetings, or sharing with your kids as you pass the potatoes at the dinner table.
Earth Day Jokes for Kids
Hi there, it’s so great to meet you! I’m Mrs. T. or you can call me Jen – a Michigan mom, wife, new grandma (aka “Jemma”) and K-12 PE teacher who is on a mission to MAKE SCHOOL FUN AGAIN!
Earth Day has always been an extra special day for me because not only do I get to celebrate our precious planet on April 22nd, but it’s my sweet mama’s birthday, which means – double the fun and double the love, for both Mother Earth and my real-life mama!
READY! SET! GO GREEN!
Earth Day Joke #1
Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS
Earth Day Joke #2
Q: Why did the worm cross the road?
A: TO GET TO THE COMPOST PILE
Earth Day Joke #3
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: IT WAS FEELING GREEN
Earth Day Joke #4
Q: Why did the mushroom get invited to the Earth Day picnic?
A: BECAUSE HE WAS A FUN GUY
Earth Day Joke #5
Q: Why did the girl rider her bike twice on Earth Day?
A: SHE WANTED TO HELP OUT BY RE-CYCLING
Earth Day Joke #6
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: THUNDER-WEAR
Earth Day Joke #7
Q: Where’s the best place to grow plants at school?
A: IN THE KINDER-GARDEN
Earth Day Joke #8
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: THEY “LOG” IN
Earth Day Joke #9
Q: Why did the bear recycle his trash?
A: HE WANTED TO BE A ” PAW-SITIVE” INFLUENCE
Earth Day Joke #10
Q: Why do squirrels celebrate Earth Day?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE “NUTS” ABOUT NATURE
And there you have it – 10 Hilarious Earth Day Jokes for kids that are clean, green, and actually really funny too!
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Thanks for stopping by today to read my Earth Day Jokes for Kids.
I really appreciate it and I hope that you have a TRULY BLESSED And BEAUTIFUL Day spent laughing until your cheeks hurt!