20 Funny Physical Education FOOTBALL Jokes for Kids
Get ready to KICK OFF the laughter with 20 Funny Physical Education FOOTBALL Jokes for Kids —the ultimate collection of clean, kid-friendly football jokes perfect for PE teachers, coaches, and parents!
Football Jokes for Kids
Whether you’re looking to score some smiles during gym class, pep up your school bulletin board, or add a playful twist to your next football unit, these clean football jokes for kids are sure to be a touchdown with elementary, middle and even high school students.
20 Football Jokes for Kids PDF
Hi there, it’s so great to meet you! I’m Mrs. T. or you can call me Jen – a Michigan mom, wife, new grandma (aka “Jemma”) and K-12 PE teacher who is on a mission to MAKE SCHOOL FUN AGAIN!
So why not take these 20 silly football jokes for kids and bring some serious fun, positivity, and teamwork into your physical education lessons!
READY! SET! LET’S KICK OFF THE FUN!
Football Joke #1
Q: Why are football players always asked to join bowling leagues?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE “SUPER” BOWLERS
Football Joke #2
Q: What do football players do before a big game?
A: THEY “TACKLE” THEIR NERVES!
Football Joke #3
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: TO GET HIS “QUARTER” BACK!
Football Joke #4
Q: What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?
A: ONE TAKES THE “SNAP” AND THE OTHER TAKES A “NAP“
Football Joke #5
Q: How are scrambled eggs like a losing football team?
A: THEY HAVE BOTH BEEN “BEATEN”
Football Joke #6
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: BECAUSE HE WAS A “BOXER“
Football Joke #7
Q: Why did the quarterback bring string to the game?
A: SO HE COULD “TIE” UP THE SCORE!
Football Joke #8
Q: What kind of tea do football players like to drink?
A: PENAL-TEA!
Football Joke #9
Q: Where do very hungry football players go to play?
A: The “SUPPER” Bowl!
Football Joke #10
Q: Why did the football quit the team?
A: BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OF GETTING “KICKED” AROUND!
Football Joke #11
Q: How do football players stay cool?
A: BY STANDING CLOSE TO THE “FANS”
Football Joke #12
Q: Which insect isn’t very good at football?
A: THE “FUMBLE” BEE
Football Joke #13
Q: Why couldn’t the All-Star football player listen to music?
A: BECAUSE HE BROKE ALL THE “RECORDS”
Football Joke #14
Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
A: BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A LITTLE TEAM “SPIRIT”
Football Joke #15
Q: Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
A: NEW “JERSEY”
Football Joke #16
Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game?
A: FOR PLAYING “DIRTY”
Football Joke #17
Q: What runs around a football field but never moves?
A: THE “FENCE“
Football Joke #18
Q: What do football players wear on Halloween?
A: A FACE “MASK”
Football Joke #19
Q: Which football player wears the biggest cleats?
A: THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST FEET! (This one’s more of a corny dad joke)
Football Joke #20
Q: What did the receiver say to the football?
A: I’LL “CATCH” YOU LATER
Oh, but wait… I said I had 20 football jokes for kids for you, but actually I have one more.
Let’s make it 21 football jokes for kids because this is one of my all-time favorite sports jokes for kids found on my PE BULLETIN BOARD and I don’t want to leave it out!
*BONUS* Football Joke #21
Q: Where do hungry football players go?
A: TO THE “SUPPER” BOWL
Why Use Sports Jokes in the Gym?
Using silly jokes for kids in the classroom or gymnasium can be a very powerful tool for building connections with students and fostering a positive classroom community.
Humor has the magical ability to break down barriers and create a relaxed, welcoming atmosphere where students feel comfortable expressing themselves.
By incorporating funny jokes into lessons or daily routines, teachers can infuse joy into the learning environment, making it more engaging and enjoyable for everyone.
Fun Ways to Use Jokes in the Gym
There are so many fun and exciting ways to use jokes in the classroom to improve classroom culture, relationships, and student behavior.
- ICEBREAKER ACTIVITY: Start each class with a “joke of the day” to lighten the mood and create a positive atmosphere for learning. I also begin my PE class with a Question of the Day. The kids LOVE it.
- REWARD SYSTEM: Use jokes as incentives for good behavior or academic achievements, encouraging students to participate and stay engaged. I love to pass out funny Joke Stickers to my students, that they can put on their laptops or water bottles, for awesome behavior. The kids love it.
- BRAIN BREAKS: Integrate short joke sessions throughout the day as brain breaks.
- TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES: Use jokes as a tool for team-building activities, such as collaborative joke-writing sessions or group performances of funny movement games or skits.
- JOKE OF THE DAY: Incorporate a “JOKE OF THE DAY” segment into your PE or classroom routine, where students can take turns sharing their favorite jokes with the class.
- CLASSROOM DECOR: Create an eye-catching joke bulletin board or decorate the walls of your classroom, library, home or gymnasium.
- JOKE BOOK: Create a fun Knock-knock Jokes for Kids book full of jokes and place in your classroom library or SEL calming corner in your gym.
If you’re looking for more funny school jokes for kids, I’ve got a bunch more for you.
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Thanks for stopping by today to read my Football Jokes for Kids. I really appreciate it.
Most Importantly…Just have fun SMILING UNTIL YOUR CHEEKS HURT with your students!
