10 Funny September Jokes for Kids (Fall, Back to School)
Fall into laughter with these 10 funny September jokes for kids that turn back-to-school blues into gigantic giggles!
September Jokes for Kids
From classroom giggles to lunchbox laughs, these September-themed jokes are the perfect way to kick off the back-to-school season with humor.
These kid-friendly, easy-to-remember “clean” jokes are ideal for parents, teachers, and students of all ages.
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Hi there, it’s so great to meet you! I’m Mrs. T. or you can call me Jen – a Michigan mom, wife, new grandma (aka “Jemma”) and K-12 PE teacher who is on a mission to MAKE SCHOOL FUN AGAIN!
So, whether you’re cracking up in the classroom, giggling at lunch, or sharing smiles at the dinner table, these September jokes for kids will help you make memories with the people who make you LOL!
READY! SET! LET’S GIGGLE!
Back to School Joke #1

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: ON THE SCHOOL BUZZ!
Back to School Joke #2
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
A: BECAUSE HER STUDENTS WERE SO BRIGHT
Back to School Joke #3
Q: What is a robot’s favorite after school snack?
A: COMPUTER CHIPS
Back to School Joke #4
Q: Why did the M&M go to school?
A: BECAUSE HE REALLY WANTED TO BE A “SMARTIE”
Back to School Joke #5
Q: Where do young trees go to learn?
A: ELEMEN-TREE SCHOOL
Back to School Joke #6

Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
A: BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL
Back to School Joke #7
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN SCHOOLS
Back to School Joke #8
Q: Why was the math book so sad?
A: BECAUSE IT HAD TOO MANY PROBLEMS
Back to School Joke #9
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: BECAUSE HIS TEACHER SAID IT WAS “A PIECE OF CAKE“
Back to School Joke #10
Q: Why do soccer players do so well in school?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS USING THEIR HEADS
And there you have it – 10 crazy funny September jokes for kids that will sprinkle some serious laughter into all of the back-to-school chaos.
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If you’re looking for more funny school jokes for kids, I’ve got a bunch more for you. How about some funny sport jokes, math and science jokes, reading jokes, or how about 220 Funny and Clean School Year-Long KIDS JOKES of the Day!
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Thanks for stopping by today and reading my September jokes for kids.
I really appreciate it and I hope that you have a TRULY BLESSED And BEAUTIFUL Day spent laughing until your cheeks hurt!