20 Sunny and Funny Summer Jokes for Kids (Vacation, Camp)
Get ready to dive into a pool of laughs with Love 2 Teach and Learn’s 20 Summer Jokes for Kids that are perfect for quick giggles at summer camp, summer school, or sunny days at the beach.
20 Summer Jokes for Kids
Whether you’re building sandcastles, splashing in the waves, or just soaking up the sunshine, these fun and easy-to-remember jokes will keep the laughter flowing all summer long.
Packed with beachy humor, flip-flop fun, and sunny smiles, this collection is the ultimate way to add some extra sparkle to your summer adventures. Perfect for kids, families, and teachers looking for summer jokes for kids.
This post is your go-to source for sunny laughs and good vibes!
Hi there, it’s so great to meet you! I’m Mrs. T. or you can call me Jen – a Michigan mom, wife, new grandma (aka “Jemma”) and K-12 PE teacher who is on a mission to MAKE SCHOOL FUN AGAIN!
Need an instant Summer Bulletin Board filled with plenty of Summer Jokes for Kids for your hallway, classroom, calendar area, gymnasium, library, or office?
SUMMER JOKE #1
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAD A MILLION DEGREES
SUMMER JOKE #2
Q: Why did the broom have to go to summer school?
A: BECAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS “SWEEPING” DURING CLASS!
SUMMER JOKE #3
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A PUDDLE
SUMMER JOKE #4
Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: SUN GLASSES
SUMMER JOKE #5
Q: Why do bananas wear sunscreen at the beach?
A: SO THEY DON’T PEEL!
SUMMER JOKE #6
Q: What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A: A SNORE – KEL
SUMMER JOKE #7
Q: What is a snake’s favorite thing about summer camp?
A: THE “SSSSSSSSSSSSS” MORES!
SUMMER JOKE #8
Q: What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A: A “SHELL” PHONE
SUMMER JOKE #9
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH
SUMMER JOKE #10
Q: Where does fruit like to go on vacation in the summer?
A: TO “PEAR” – IS
SUMMER JOKE #11
Q: Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
A: BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN WAS STANDING ON THE DECK
SUMMER JOKE #12
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE A HOT DOG
SUMMER JOKE #13
Q: Why did the pig stop laying in the sun?
A: BECAUSE HE WAS “BACON”
SUMMER JOKE #14
Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
A: BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A “JAM”
SUMMER JOKE #15
Q: How do fish pay their bills?
A: WITH SAND DOLLARS
SUMMER JOKE #16
Q: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
A: HE NEEDED TO RECHARGE HIS BATTERIES
SUMMER JOKE #17
Q: When should you GO on Red and STOP at GREEN?
A: WHEN YOU ARE EATING A WATERMELON
SUMMER JOKE #18
Q: What is a sea monster’s favorite snack?
A: SHIPS AND DIP
SUMMER JOKE #19
Q: Why did the ice cream truck break down?
A: BECAUSE IT WAS TRAVELING ON A “ROCKY ROAD”
SUMMER JOKE #20
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: SUN DAY
And there you have it – 20 sunny and funny Summer jokes for kids that will spread some serious joy and silliness and keep everyone laughing through June, July, and August!
School should be FUN and weaving funny and clean jokes into your school day is one of the best ways to put a big smile on the faces of both teachers and students while building a true love for both teaching and learning.
I love using jokes in the classroom. Jokes are fun and have the potential to transform ordinary classroom interactions into special teaching moments that foster a positive and super fun classroom community.
If you’re looking for more funny school jokes for kids, I’ve got a bunch more for you.
How about some funny sports jokes, math and science jokes, reading jokes, or how about 220 Funny and Clean School Year-Long KIDS JOKES of the Day?
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Thanks for stopping by today to ready my summer jokes for kids.
I really appreciate it and I hope that you have a TRULY BLESSED And BEAUTIFUL Day spent laughing until your cheeks hurt!
