10 Funny Physical Education BASKETBALL Jokes for Kids
Get ready to “SCORE” big laughs and “NET” smiles for miles with 10 Funny Physical Education BASKETBALL Jokes for Kids – the ultimate collection of clean, kid-friendly sports jokes perfect for PE teachers, coaches, sports lovers and parents!
Packed with hilarious basketball jokes for kids, this blog post is your go-to source for boosting teamwork, breaking the ice, and making every PE session a SLAM DUNK!
Basketball Jokes for Kids
Hi there, it’s so great to meet you! I’m Mrs. T. or you can call me Jen – a Michigan mom, wife, new grandma (aka “Jemma”) and K-12 PE teacher who is on a mission to MAKE SCHOOL FUN AGAIN!
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Let’s dive into the best Basketball Jokes for Kids!
Get Ready to HOOP IT UP!
Basketball Joke #1
Q: Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
A: BECAUSE HE “TRAVELED” A LOT!
Basketball Joke #2
Q: Where do basketball players hang out after the game?
A: DUNKIN’ DONUTS
Basketball Joke #3
Q: Why don’t fish like to play basketball?
A: THEY’RE AFRAID OF THE NET
Basketball Joke #4
Q: What is a basketball player’s favorite kind of cheese?
A: “SWISH” CHEESE
Basketball Joke #5
Q: Why are spiders so great at basketball?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE EIGHT-FOOTERS
Basketball Joke #6
Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A BALL HOG
Basketball Joke #7
Q: What did the basketball jersey say to the shorts?
A: I’VE GOT YOU COVERED!
Basketball Joke #8
Q: Why did the basketball player go to the doctor?
A: HE WAS FEELING “DEFLATED”
Basketball Joke #9
Q: Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS DRIBBLING
Basketball Joke #10
Q: Why did the basketball team join a crafting club?
A: THEY WANTED TO MAKE MORE BASKETS
So, there you have it – 10 super funny basketball jokes for kids – guaranteed to SCORE some Laughs and NET some Smiles.
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There are so many fun and exciting ways to use jokes in the classroom to improve classroom culture, relationships, and student behavior.
- ICEBREAKER ACTIVITY: Start each class with a “joke of the day” to lighten the mood and create a positive atmosphere for learning. I also begin my PE class with a Question of the Day. The kids LOVE it.
- REWARD SYSTEM: Use jokes as incentives for good behavior or academic achievements, encouraging students to participate and stay engaged. I love to pass out funny Joke Stickers to my students, that they can put on their laptops or water bottles, for awesome behavior. The kids love it.
- BRAIN BREAKS: Integrate short joke sessions throughout the day as brain breaks.
- TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES: Use jokes as a tool for team-building activities.
- CLASSROOM DECOR: Create an eye-catching joke bulletin board or decorate the walls of your classroom, library, home or gymnasium.
- JOKE BOOK: Create a fun Knock-knock Jokes for Kids book full of jokes and place in your classroom library or SEL calming corner in your gym.
If you’re looking for more funny school jokes for kids, I’ve got a bunch more for you.
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Thanks for stopping by today to read my Basketball Jokes for Kids. I really appreciate it.
Most Importantly…Just have fun SMILING UNTIL YOUR CHEEKS HURT with your students!
